Monday, October 4, 2010

Bears

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If you are a bear, do you think you feel pressure to be a fan of the Chicago Bears? I suppose your entire family would be Bears fans, but maybe you always had an affinity for those awesome Bengals helmets, the classic  Packers uniforms, the bad-ass Raiders legacy or the beauty of the Colts offense. And anyway, when was the last time a bear was in Chicago? It's just a stupid nickname for a sports team. You shouldn't be locked into fandom because of a name. It means nothing.

On the other hand, however, why create drama in your family of die-hard bear Bears fans? (It isn't actually hard for them to die by the way. Just like anything else, all you have to do is shoot them) It is already hard enough to be a bear. People are always wanting you to do funny tricks, or shoot you and make you into a rug. Plus, Stephen Colbert hates you and that is just a drag, you know?
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Okay, I've gotten off topic now. Basically, I was wondering what it would be like to be a Bear and this was all I could think of. Bears must have it tough.
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